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  • harsh
    12-12 02:05 PM
    I agree. Who or which department of USCIS has the authority to decide they will disallow concurrent 140/485 filing? If that department has the authority to make such a decision they probably have the authority to
    1. allow filing of 485 without visa number availability,
    2. allow people to start their name check process once 140 is cleared while everyone is waiting for priority dates to become current.

    There should be a way to find out who in USCIS comes up with these new rule suggestions. Where do all the proposed rule changes published? At the USCIS press release? May be the actual press release has some information. There has got be to a way to find out from either press department or someone who or what part of USCIS makes these suggestions and then may be we can make send them our auggestions.





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  • varshadas
    01-23 12:18 PM
    Welcome aboard Hemal.

    So here is the deal. The congressman to whose district I do not belong will not entertain any requests.

    I called up Mike Ferguson and Rodney P. Frelinghuysen office.
    Mike Ferguson's office asked me to fax to the request to his office
    and I have to write a letter to Rodney P. Frelinghuysen with details of the issue and who will be attending the meeting.

    So I guess, you guys have to contact your local congressmen unlike what I had originally thought.

    List of the senators and the congressmen
    http://www.visi.com/juan/congress/cgi-bin/newseek.cgi?site=ctc&state=nj

    To find your local representative
    http://www.house.gov/writerep/

    There is no schedule right now for ongoing conference calls. They are adhoc. There was a tri-state chapter call on 1/19/07. Whenever, there is a conference call, there will be a thread in the forums about it.

    IV has suggested that the senators of NJ are pro-immigration and that the congressmen are divided. When you call up your local congressmen, just say that you are calling to request a personal meeting with the Congressmen to discuss the immigration legislation.

    I am going to talk to IV and find out the exact contents of the letter/fax that we would be sending.

    Here is the format letter that you should use to request appointment from your local congressman



    Date: 01/24/2007

    Dear Congressman XXXX,

    I am a concerned constituent writing to you on behalf of ImmigrationVoice, a non profit organization working to get the problems of Employment based Legal Immigration to the attention of lawmakers. I would like to request for a meeting to discuss the problems that the legal high skilled immigrant community is facing.

    Employment Based Legal immigration is currently facing some of the worst waiting periods in the recent past. Applicants have to wait to finish their final phase of immigration for as many as 6-7 years because of the lack of employment based green card numbers which is also called Green Card Retrogression. The reasons for these are certain bureaucratic delays, flawed practices and procedures and arcane laws which are not in tune with reality at all.

    Please also note that there are more than 350,000 Labor applications pending at the Labor department to be processed. Some of them are as old as from year 2000. These applicants are waiting for certification from the US Department of Labor as high-skilled workers who are not displacing existing American workers in the market.

    Subsequent to rigorous but unfruitful recruitment efforts by our employers and other processing stages by USCIS, we still have to face prolonged wait times. It is also to be noted that most of us are already working in the U.S. for the past 5-6 years and are contributing to the U.S. economy in the form of taxes etc - some of which we do not derive any benefit from. This also hurts the businesses in your constituency like my employer because they have to wait indefinitely to hire talented applicants on a permanent basis. This is a very important issue and will determine whether the United States of America remains competitive in the fields of science and technology and retains the best talent from around the world.

    ImmigrationVoice is a nonprofit organization comprised of volunteers who are suffering due to these delays and wish to bring this important issue in front of their lawmakers. Hence I would request an appointment so that I can explain these problems and ask for support for some of the legislative measures that have been introduced to alleviate these problems.
    I look forward to hearing back from you.

    Thank you.
    Sincerely,

    (Place holder for your signature)
    Your name:
    Your address:
    Your email:

    ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    You may have to make minor changes depending on how the Congressman wants the letter. One of the congressman contacted as for the number of people attending.
    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    Thanks,
    Varsha





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  • ilikekilo
    10-16 10:26 AM
    U could get notarized at ur local banks or at ur work place if u ahve anyone who has a license

    i believe you dont have to put in any recpt # 's just your name...


    and also anyone knows the fax #??





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  • kutra
    03-05 09:07 PM
    Now is *exactly* the right time to buy a house (at least in California). The prices are not spiraling down (they've already hit bottom). The interest rates are low and prices are low.

    Best of luck trying to hold on to a falling knife. Here's some CA RE data for you to consider since you have so confidently predicted the bottom...
    - http://www.dqnews.com/
    - http://www.housingtracker.net/
    - http://money.cnn.com/2008/02/26/real_estate/Case_Shiller_year_end/index.htm
    (http://money.cnn.com/2008/02/26/real_estate/Case_Shiller_year_end/index.htm)

    Anyway, I am not getting into any argument about whether you are correct or wrong. As I said, best of luck buying a house at this *exact* moment. I only hope other CA residents (and everyone across the US) do their own research before buying a house. If this fits in with your risks, rewards, plans, finances, etc. then by all means, go for it.



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  • flowershark
    08-31 09:24 PM
    There's a new site www.jobvendorreview.com that offers a variety of functions to rate and review desi consultants.





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  • IAF
    11-11 01:28 PM
    I agree!

    The three prone system is in place to keep check and balances. I think it will be good idea to take it to judiciary. Judiciary can advice legislative and executive branch to resolve the problem. I think just going to that level will trigger lot of momentum.



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  • franklin
    07-02 11:16 PM
    I strongly believe that the little funds that IV receives should be used for more productive means than spending even more money on a website.

    Maintaining a website that multiple people go to isn't going to get us very far at all, other than answering the same question multiple times. Using that money to pay for a lobbying firm, or trips to DC, or media coverage is way more productive and is far more likely to get actual results.





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  • nojoke
    10-20 06:34 PM
    I missed on some of the conversation here
    - '92-'00 was a good economic time because of the dot com boom.

    It happened because of Al Gore and policies of Clinton

    - the repubs were in charge of the house and senate, and they helped in part to frame/pass the policies during that time.

    I thought they are in charge till 2006? So what got changed from 1992-2000 and from 2000-2006?
    - the housing sector debacle started in the clinton era, when the dems pushed the fannie may & freddie mac to lower the lending standards to give loans to the people who couldn't afford it. though it sounded like a good objective they all knew that at one point it would boomerang.

    This credit problem was caused by not only Fannie/Freddie but due to deregulation of banking and finance sector that started from Regan era. Republicans are so proud of deregulation.

    - the dems did that for their own purposes:
    1. to gain the support of the lower income/middle income population which they did.

    And for Bush to be proud of the ownership society that he bragged about in 2004.

    2. to fatten their own wallets-they changed the compensation rules so that the more they loan out the more their compensation. the dem guy in charge of the loaning agencies earned 90 mil in 6 years.

    Prove.

    3. the top two beneficiaries of contribution from fm/fm were guess who chris dodd & barck obama (barack got 130K in just 3 years). not to mention the favorable interest rates on their mortgage loans.

    Not True. The employees of the firm gave to obama campaign. Companies are prohibited by law from giving donations. On the otherhand
    The New York Times has published a separate list looking at contributions from "directors, officers, and lobbyists for Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac" for the 2008 campaign cycle. That list � using figures from the Federal Election Commission � shows McCain receiving $169,000, while Obama received only $16,000.

    - the US has prospered so far because of its capitalistic philosophy. it has advanced innovation, and entrepreneurship, because innovators know they'll be compensated for their hardwork. barack recently claimed he want's to spread the wealth around which is a socialist philosophy...you've seen that in the communist countries (no growth, poverty, and low standards).

    FOX news talking point. He meant tax the rich to give tax break for the middle class. If you are super rich then I understand your anger.
    Unregulated capitalism will cause serious trouble. We just found that out.
    [/QUOTE]

    - barack has had no accomplishment at all...no executive decision made, no major legislation (bills) introduced or passed (let alone through bipartisan efforts). so all of a sudden to assume he's going to bring change is ridiculous. hillary would have made a better president of course the press decides/controls everything now.

    It is leadership skills. Not the most experienced skill that is needed. He obviously has the skills since he defeated the great clintons.

    - look at the huge spending plan he has (free giveaways to everybody)...to fund that he'll tax you and I (take away whatever money we've saved).

    FOX news talking points. He said he will give tax cut for middle class. Moreover McCain's spending plan is will have a deficit of 1trillion compared to 750billion from obama's plan. Google.

    - he's ambiguous on everything...he changed his initial position on almost everything, and not just once (again according to the audience)

    FOX news talking point again. No proof. McCain said economy fundamentally good then bad, he has a long list. I don't have time http://www.bi30.org/wordpress/flipflopper.htm

    I don't think we need to go thru all this again. all i care now is my gc, and I don't think obama is for it. even if he says he's for it, you can't trust him. he'll change his position when it becomes unpopular.

    again be rational in your thinking.

    p.s with the limited time I had I wrote all this...so don't pounce on any gramatical errors (of course the dems like to do that).



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  • looivy
    01-24 03:34 PM
    IV members,

    We need to come up with some great ideas like "flower campaign". Something that will mobilize IV members.

    Let us not be pessimistic. There are thousand of reasons that one can think of why the new administration may not act soon. But that should not stop us from making our cause being heard. The new adminsitration has been taking many decisions that are not economy related. Economy is their #1 priority but it is not their only priority.

    The visa recapture issue has been pending for a long time now (atleast 3 years). Either we continue to wait and suffer and remain frustrated or we take some action. Choice is ours.

    PS: Let us be civil. I second using non-accusatory language on this forum.





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  • imh1b
    03-16 02:47 PM
    There is no wastage. Just because people are not getting green cards does not mean wastage. Show me where in the bulletin or official document you can see wastage.



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  • sathyaraj
    03-06 10:54 PM
    Hi All:
    I have filed my AOS during last july 2007 and got EAD/AP etc. It has been more than 180 days and have decided to move to new company using AC21.

    There have been many threads with information on whether to contact USCIS or not. I have decided to contact USCIS and inform them about Ac21. I hired a lawyer. He seems to be very knowledgeable. As per him, it is not enough just to have an offer letter with salary and job details. He prepared a letter such that the new company also supports my green card process. I am not sure whether my new company will provide this information. As per the information, I have seen in murthy and Rajiv Khanna there is no need to have any support from the new company. Only fulltime job with salary and job duties is enough. He also scared me saying that if the new company does not support my GC, I have to start all over again.

    Please provide me with your experience and the inputs from your attorney.

    I apologize if this matter is already discussed. Please point me the thread so that I can look up and see.


    Regards
    SathyaRaj





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  • vkotval
    12-28 03:01 PM
    Just wanted to share this link with you all

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  • grinch
    03-08 04:15 PM
    ya3, the deadline is thursday ;)

    May 10th.

    March 10th ;)





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  • karan007
    03-07 05:09 AM
    I am in the same boat. Consulted 2 attorneys, both of them provided very different overview. As per one using AC21 was very easy, didn't require much paperwork from employer (letter of employment with job responsibilities). The other one suggested that the new employer needs to support the green card process & made it sound like serious work.

    Another interesting note was, the attorney who mentioned it was easy, would have charged $500 for the process vs $2500 + expenses. So kind off figured that one has to justify charge $2,500, hence the additional paperwork, etc (scare factor).

    I did some research over the web. Came to the conclusion that utilizing AC21 is pretty simple. I am moving forward with it and starting my new job in April.

    Since this is a big decision, I would suggest that you get a second opinion

    Good Luck...



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  • redgreen
    08-10 08:47 PM
    so what you are basically asking is give gc to everybody who wants. country quota is meaningless (we know that!). qualifications are worthless. nobel prize or manual laborer (all are humans!). illegals also should be given gc without any reservations!

    so when we start a campaign try to be reasonable. don't just 'focus' on our 'wishes'. think creatively how to solve the problem we are all facing, by understanding the basics of the whole process.

    Good point. But there should be no holy cows where justice is concerned





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  • waitforevergc
    02-14 10:02 AM
    this is an irrelavant thread. pls delete this thread.
    'ethnic cleansing' is a strong word and shouldnt be used in our context.
    thanks.



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  • Imigrait
    01-30 02:39 PM
    It is my fault. I should have explained it better.

    The immigration laws are very confusion. Entry on AP is legal entry and it is ok, but it is not considered as lawful entry for I-485 approval process ONLY. For last lawful entry, USCIS looks for last entry on non-immigrant visa.

    Hope that helps.

    ____________________
    Not a legal advice.
    US Citizen of Indian Origin

    I agree with the point above, but does this even apply to CrazyGhoda/OP? Because, he already has I485/AOS pending, which is a legal presence in the US in itself. Hence, I don't see him accruing any "out of status/illegal presence" days. He "MIGHT" have to show a future/current employer who is sponsoring his GC, depending on what his RFE asks for.

    Please comment.





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  • Libra
    09-10 12:09 PM
    no, not those people, but my guess many people who are working for desi companies like me defenitely feel this way.
    SO LET'S GO TO DC.

    Are you saying that whoever is happy in their job without a GC is in a closet or jail?





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  • FinalGC
    07-13 08:27 AM
    Hi,

    Can you point me to the source of the above? The reason why I ask this is because my priority date falls between March 01 and 07....So near, yet so far!

    Thanks,

    March 1 is NOT included.......See attachment Page 1 paragraph 5....

    The cut-off date is the priority date of the first documentarily qualified applicant who could not be accommodated for a visa number.

    Hopefully next round of spillover buddy....hang in there...:-)





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